English humour

Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The retail store.
Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Wedding: a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
If I rape Sting's daughter, do you think she will tell the police.
As long as there are tests there'll be prayer in public schools.
A man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.
Don't steal, the government hates competition.
Everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.

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